While the two are strolling down a road astride their horses, Gyro comes up with a "gag" that he presents to Johnny. He says the days of the week from Monday to Sunday in Italian. However, by Wednesday he would turn stupid, by Thursday he would make espresso (demonstrating with his hair), by Friday he would mix in the sugar, by Saturday he would drink, then on Sunday, it being a day of rest, sleep. Johnny writes down and compliments Gyro on the gag, and the two go on their way.
- Excluding special/bonus chapters, this is the shortest chapter in the entire series.